isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

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I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

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sockleton:

fucking what is the deal with video games having that shit like “whoa looks like you’ve been playing for literally 10 hours maybe its time to take a break” like fucking dont tell me how to live my life ive been doing this shit for 20 years youre too late im beyond help

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tegansaraaficionadolexie:

gamkarakatvantas:

great-aspirations:

braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

I would pay $10,000 to hear Michelle say “I am your WIFE! I am the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!!”.

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

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I prefer listening to talking, reading to socializing … I like to think before I speak (softly).